A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

There's my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops