- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Me Neither.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

djkldfnblfnbofgb

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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