- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Manchester City

knock knock!? . . No.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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