- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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