- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dumbledore dies.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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