what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

YOLO You only like Oreos

you suck

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

White men's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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