19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

A storm be brewin!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

your life

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Liverpool City Football Club

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

YEAH THEY DO!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Skrillex.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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