What's funny? Nick Sotelo

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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