- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Where's my tractor?

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

im telling maguire

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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