- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Justin beiber..

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

My name is me I like fired chicken!

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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