- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

The Labour Party.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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