Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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