What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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