How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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diarrhea.

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whats black and large -me

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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