- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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