- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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