What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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are u black unlucky

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

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