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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

You were born.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Well this is pointless.....

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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