- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A storm be brewin!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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