- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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