why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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boner

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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fi uoy nac daer siht sdrawkcab uoy tsuj daer siht sdrawkcab

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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