What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

whats my name? Matt

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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