Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Massie is a fatass

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Me Neither.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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