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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Massie is a fatass

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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