- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Penis

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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