- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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