- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What? Why?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I named my son ps2 controller

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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