An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Obama

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Pineapple.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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