There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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