- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

WNBA

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

poop.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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