What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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