Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Your mom is so nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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