world society

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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