- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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