- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

You were born.

Knock Knock. Not home.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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