Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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hi mom

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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