Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

The Qur'an

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

were you expecting a joke

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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