- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Banana Hamock.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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