Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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