I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Lewis

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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