why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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