- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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