what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

more like nig!

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

I'm homeless.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Anti Joke

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