- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*