Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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