why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Me

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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