- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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