Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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(Insert joke here)

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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kk

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Soccer...

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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