Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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