Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Canadians

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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